things that p*ss you off

[StandfreeFM]

People who queue to get on & off planes. Worse than Huns

I don't get it. Do you mean the (unts who leap up at the first hint of boarding or as soon as the plane lands are up all in about the overheard compartments? Admittedly it's been a while since I've been on a plane but you do at some point have to cue to get on a plane, lest you end up sitting on your tod.

(unts that clap when the plane lands. Backward idiots.

[Mason89]

The ones that stand up when the plane stops, where the f*ck do they think they’re going? Never seen the big fuss at the departure gate either. You’ve got a ticket, there’s a seat with your name on it, calm the f*ck down.

Everything about flying gets on my tits.

[Pacman1903]

Everything about flying gets on my tits.

Hot KLM Stewardesses?
Free booze?
The fact you could be flying somewhere awesome?

But aye c@nts who jump up and queue. **** them. I have worse thing to worry about then hot tailing it off a plane. They even still do it when you need a bus transfer to the terminal. Buffoons.If you have a latchy connection I understand but nine times out of ten you get told to come to the front anyway

[mondo_notion]

The ones that stand up when the plane stops, where the f*ck do they think they’re going? Never seen the big fuss at the departure gate either. You’ve got a ticket, there’s a seat with your name on it, calm the f*ck down.

Everything about flying gets on my tits.

I get some funny looks from the people queuing waiting to get off as I'm still sat down reading my book. I agree with the departure lounge w*nkers as well although if you know it's a busy flight you might not get your cabin baggage on if you're still sat at the bar while every one else is fighting for position.

Folk that like Trainspotting 2

Folk that drive with hats on (unless your work dictates).

You look like a cnt and drive like a tw@t - stop it.

You guys must be some chilled out dudes if that is all that makes you mad. What about people who use a mobility scooter when they clearly don't need it? The shop assistants on the till in the morning yapping to a customer when you're behind them getting even later for work? This is your chance to vent that anger. Come on, let f*ck out of it!

[Aldo1983]

I get some funny looks from the people queuing waiting to get off as I'm still sat down reading my book. I agree with the departure lounge w*nkers as well although if you know it's a busy flight you might not get your cabin baggage on if you're still sat at the bar while every one else is fighting for position.





You guys must be some chilled out dudes if that is all that makes you mad. What about people who use a mobility scooter when they clearly don't need it? The shop assistants on the till in the morning yapping to a customer when you're behind them getting even later for work? This is your chance to vent that anger. Come on, let f*ck out of it!

It's the bigger picture though. Those ****s are worse than the ****s that like Mrs Brown's Boys or the folk that wear hats in restaurants. Sub human scum.