Folk that yap and play with their phones instead of reading the effing menu when going oot to eat. I'm starving and expect to give the waiter my order on the first go. None of this give me 5 mins sheite.

Yearly evaluations at work and your 5 year goal expectations. I just want paid at the end o' the month and dinna give a feck aboot licking erse and climbing the ladder.

Happy yappy folk at work and those that drank the company kool aid and adopt the American enthusiastic ra-ra-ra nonsense.

Folk on social media that ask for prayers when a terrorist even happens. Especially for the folk shot in the chuch in Texas earlier this week. Were they nae already praying enough like?

Theresa May. A humped backed, stick legged awful woman.

Folk that dinna like the same stuff as me.

I sound like a right miserable old kunt!