The colour orange
“Celebrities” only famous for reality TV shows
Terry Wogan
****s who don’t hold a door open for you
British Airways
Kris Boyd
Davie Provan
Dundee
Marmalade
Birds ****ting on my car the day after i’ve washed it
Gordon Ramsay
France
Getting beat at darts
Lazy barstewards
Sunday fitba
Any banner with “loyal” on it
Chris Evans
Poor service in a restaurant