things that p*ss you off

[DonUnder]

If I get served a sannie that's got butter in it I get itrate

If I see a goose I want to murder it so much is my rage. (Childhood incident led me to this)

Nae as bad as Giraffes

[StandfreeFM]

Butters fine, leave it alone, done nowt to you (unlike geese)

Precocious children p!ss me off, particularly on tv

[Mason89]

Folk at work using their kids to get time off. They usually get a temperature Friday afternoon or Monday morning

[Aldo1983]

Folk at work using their kids to get time off. They usually get a temperature Friday afternoon or Monday morning

Folk that moan about folk with childcare issues.