1. Forgetting that u comes before e in your own fu**ing username!!!!!!
2. Getting stuck behind tractors on the way home from work (just use the fuc*ing fields)
3. Cyclists see above (nae using fields obviously just dinnae use my road hame)
4. People staring at Facebook on their phones all day
5.Wives who cannae even get through their tea without stopping to stare at facebook
6.Just facebook (or twitter or anything else that involves staring at your phone and generally non communicating with the real world)
7. Stansmith - no explanation required
8. Getting an email fae the catalogue company telling you about the massive sale just on the day after you just spent a fortune on xmas presents (maybe just me that one)
9. PPI cold calls - Just FUUUUCCCC*** off
10. My Boss
11. No being able to laugh at the huns on the news when they are in the financial poop coz your watching the programme with your wife (aye she is one)
12. People who choose living on benefits as a career.
13. Coming back to 500 emails at work after your holidays
14. Actually just coming back to work after your holidays.
15. typing a list and then the computer saying you dont have permission to post it arrrgghhhh!!!