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Thread: Dennis Wise

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingstonbob View Post
    I see the little shytehawk is going to be on I'm a Celebrity this year. Does anyone know if there has ever been a contestant bitten by an extremely poisonous snake or spider on the show?
    what makes you think he will bite anyone?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashingtoon62 View Post
    That's my position also,hope the little feckers straight oot..
    Wonder if there is a spike in the votes coming in from the North East..
    Aye...but Clowns r Us will have a go too.

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    A tic up the japs eye will sort him out and Ant and Dec bunging the doctor a few hundred dollars to leave it there for a night. Dec 'And the camp mates had a terrible nights sleep last night. Dennis was squealing like a pig. Unfortunately he had a tic lodged somewhere extremely painful, but the doctor didnt have a pair of tweezers small enough to get it. He had to go to A&E but the ambulance broke down and he had to walk the last 5 miles. He's not coming back.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingstonbob View Post
    A tic up the japs eye will sort him out and Ant and Dec bunging the doctor a few hundred dollars to leave it there for a night. Dec 'And the camp mates had a terrible nights sleep last night. Dennis was squealing like a pig. Unfortunately he had a tic lodged somewhere extremely painful, but the doctor didnt have a pair of tweezers small enough to get it. He had to go to A&E but the ambulance broke down and he had to walk the last 5 miles. He's not coming back.'
    Ahhh!! If only...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zippity View Post
    Aye...but Clowns r Us will have a go too.
    Have the c u nt s got phones noo like?....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashingtoon62 View Post
    Have the c u nt s got phones noo like?....
    Bush telegraph

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    I think he'll get Wise to the antics and likely Deck out.

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