Quote Originally Posted by Zippity View Post
Listened to the match, didn't see it but I've just seen these stats on Diame.

Accurate?

Diame v Chelsea...
0 key passes
0 crosses
0 shots
0 dribbles
0 fouls against
0 corners won
1 tackle
0 headers won
0 clearances
I reckon that Perez's stats can't be much better than that. His biggest stats would be incomplete passes and highest cubic cm of hair gel per strand.

Uncle Fester was way off it yesterday. But he needs to be playing when fit and not banned; I'm sorry. I'd even give a kid a go ahead of Diame. He's awful.