merry christmas to you all

[ghostrider]

Aye a merry Christmas to you and your family pboro and to all on here.

I'll add a few Christmasy things....10 of them.

1. Ashley is for life, not just for Christmas.

2. Deck the halls with Amanda Staveley, tra la la la lahhhhh, la la la..... pull it right back.

3.I'm dreaming of a right Christmas, when every scoreline is just grite. (which is Australian for great......shurrup, it is cos I said it is and it's my words, so there).

4. A Christmas pudding is not just for Christmas, even though it should be...but as we all know they sell them off dead cheap at all the leading superstores right after.

5.An orange in a sock is like a diamond ring on your co......an orange in a sock is like a .......erm.......actually I can't really think of owt so let's just say that oranges in socks make Christmas feel like Christmas.

6. Christmas is a time of year when we swap presents and happy thoughts before the fighting starts and people generally fall out until next Christmas or even for years, depending how stubborn they are.

7. Tra la la la de dah la la la ding dong ding dong la de tra la la.

It means nothing because I didn't even have a tune to it. I just thought I'd put it down.


8. Christmas cake and Christmas pud and Christmas dinner too. All of these after opening gifts then we all have a poo.


9. Sile ....eh...hent....ni....u....ite.. and all that stuff.

10. When Santa got stuck in the chimney he began to shout......"oi ghostrider, get me out of this chimney and don't bum me".....too late Santa.......ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.