Boris Johnson

[The Bedlington Terrier]

I think you're conflating the EU with Europe map, we're not leaving anywhere, moving the UK is beyond the powers of even Bojo. We'll still be in the same place, just across the channel from mainland Europe, the only difference is we'll be governed from London instead of Brussels.

I quite like the idea of being able to drive to France! Seems a decent enough shout to me.