Originally Posted by
57vintage
I used to subscribe to Premature Ejaculation Monthly, but aye seemed to have read it before it dropped through the letterbox.
I’m beginning to think that the best bits of some individuals with whom I’ve had correspondence recently, were left soaking into the mattress, or would have fared better as blow jobs.
Campaign medals?
Debut at Pittodrie v St Johnstone 03.01.1966.
Every Dons cup final in my lifetime apart from 1959 and the 2000 Scottish Cup final.
Easter Road/Firhill May 1980.
Tynecastle 1984.
The last league win, to date, 1985.
The Bonthrone years.
The Alex Smith mega-bottle 11.05.91
The Alex Smith ****-up 91-92.
94-95 under Willie Miller
The Alex ****ing Miller years.
The Ebbe and Pele years.
Calderwood, Queen of the South. ****.
0-5 in Perth 29.09.90.
Ups, doons, elation, depths of despair. Joy, fun, Rangers on the run but the joy didn’t last cos the *******s ran too fast.
To be continued...