The Commercial Department

[Jim_Jam]

Commercial Department still too busy trying to sell hospitality.

[ahlltanyirhide]

Thought I’d bump this up. That’s another week went by and still no contact from United’s Commercial Team to say the Legends Dinner has been cancelled. However, I’m hearing that contact has been made with some of the wealthier guys who attend, even though these guys are actually guests at some of us less well off supporters.

Here’s a wee clue for the Commercial Team. Look at all the booking słips you collected in at last years event, each slip has the name Of the person booking the table, you already have each individual’s address as you bill us all every year.

Now be good little boys, have the common decency to make contact with each person who makes the effort year, and year out, to fill these tables and not just concentrate on their guests who have money, ya bunch of phukkin dicks

I’ll keep bumping this up until someone from the Commercial Team does what’s right

[Sutherland Arab]

Thought I’d bump this up. That’s another week went by and still no contact from United’s Commercial Team to say the Legends Dinner has been cancelled. However, I’m hearing that contact has been made with some of the wealthier guys who attend, even though these guys are actually guests at some of us less well off supporters.

Here’s a wee clue for the Commercial Team. Look at all the booking słips you collected in at last years event, each slip has the name Of the person booking the table, you already have each individual’s address as you bill us all every year.

Now be good little boys, have the common decency to make contact with each person who makes the effort year, and year out, to fill these tables and not just concentrate on their guests who have money, ya bunch of phukkin dicks

I’ll keep bumping this up until someone from the Commercial Team does what’s right

I'll do a draft of the commercial teams letter for you, hope it eases some frustration;

Dear Mr Tanyirhide
We regret to inform you that the Legends Dinner that you signed up for has been cancelled. Unfortunately due to other commitments Albert, Davie Badcock and Mr Sky chauvinist are unable to attend.
We will hopefully be able to arrange another dinner in the near future, but in the meantime just wondering if we can count on your renewal of a season ticket for next season. Your funds are ***** to the running of the football club, we are hopeful the playing squad and Shabba will be bang at it very soon and we are all in....are you?
Many thanks The Commercial Team.

[ahlltanyirhide]

I'll do a draft of the commercial teams letter for you, hope it eases some frustration;

Dear Mr Tanyirhide
We regret to inform you that the Legends Dinner that you signed up for has been cancelled. Unfortunately due to other commitments Albert, Davie Badcock and Mr Sky chauvinist are unable to attend.
We will hopefully be able to arrange another dinner in the near future, but in the meantime just wondering if we can count on your renewal of a season ticket for next season. Your funds are ***** to the running of the football club, we are hopeful the playing squad and Shabba will be bang at it very soon and we are all in....are you?
Many thanks The Commercial Team.

Lol even that would be something!