Have you been following what has been going on? I have never seen such a heated prime ministers questions. This is your big chance. Condemn Russia, the puppet Corbyn and momentum.

Purge your soul. Have you been taken in?, a happy idiot as Stalin called them. Or an anarchic commy. Not much of a choice, but there you go. A lifetime of certainty out the window, such a waste of time.

What will you do? If you remain silent....you are a coward. You still have your dresses, blonde female wigs and red lipstick to wear, as not only us, but vladimir laughs like a drain. Oh and your anarchic politics.

p.s, i need a poltico expert advisor for gay ethiopian nine toed psudo left leaning ninja turtle suit wearing 12 year olds with temporal epilepsy, and cleft palates.

Can you put an ad in the Guardian?