FRANK, you advised me to keep away from Unibet and go with one of the big boys. I followed your advice and joined Corals. Then early one Saturday evening I got a call from one of Unibet's executives also begging me to rejoin them. I was on the point of saying NEVER when he offered me £200 to return. I thought, well, on principle I should tell him to stuff fit, £200 on a 7-2 winner and then they say they have no record of the bet!? The second bet which also wins and they can't even work out the correct returns, PAH!

Anyway I enjoyed building their £200 gift up to a profit of over a thousand pounds. But then we fell out again last Friday when I had a wedge on a winner and once again they said they had no record of the bet. This time I blew (gently) my ZZ Top and told them I wanted to close my account with them. I'm sure to lose in the long run which is their loss not mine.

Sota and Frank. Were either of you there that Tuesday night when Womble scored a great solo goal against Millwall? A few minutes later Trev attempted to repeat the act only for Kitchener to shatter his legs from behind. A truly brutal, callous man. About 8 months ago I heard Kitch had died aged 65. I shed no tears. Hope Trev's still fit and well, give him my regards if you ever run into him again (from the front this time - most unlike Kichener). Stay well boys.