Guys, I feel the disappointment, it’s oozing out of every fabric of my being, but this a chance to show everyone your class as supporters, and congratulate worthy champions. Once that’s done, boo, hiss, overturn the directors cars, do whatever the phukk you like, but please, take five minutes out of your lives and show some class.

I’ll not be there though, I’m currently in the South Pacific with the future owners of Dundee United Football Club United FTD4life