In my mind I see a fine Premier League life line thread petruding over a cliff edge, clamped on to it is a Vaseline coated pair of tweasers held firmly by an oil coated Darren Moore. Hanging off him is a JCB driven by an Elephant with his trunk wrapped around a two ton tree trunk!

That's how much we're hanging on!


Come on lads, I'm sure a few of you can expand on that!😄