As an ex-cricketer with some silverware to my name(OK, 4 League and 3 Cup wins in 5 years in the South Derbyshire midweek 20 over thrash league late 70s, early 80s) as well as 3 years as a coach at a Dutch club who won League 4, 3 and 2 in consecutive seasons (League 1 is the 3rd level in Holland, I was replaced by a West Indies born Dutch International and the upwards rise stopped......) I was gobsmacked when we decided to bat having won the toss.

Difficult batting wicket so you BOWL!!!!

It aint rocket science.