Raheem Sterling' s Tattoo

[Romanis]

Doesn't that mean it would at first appear to say WEDAY or WELAY. I am not entirely familiar with the erecting capabilities of Bajan *****es but there is a logical flaw in the explanation. I suppose there might have been a twist when on the slack that meant the N six from the end showed up, but the "ice" and a later "a" would have to remain hidden in the folds somehow.

A further flaw appears in the logic, which revolves around the fact that a significant majority of west indians are circumcised, and so the last part of the aroused lettering would be stretched out and thus distorted and very difficult to read.

Or am I overthinking this?

Of course if you changed the joke to say:

"I used to play cricket with a Chinese guy years ago. His penile tattoo appeared to say ‘W’. It was only when I queried the wisdom of having an ex-girlfriend’s initial written on his c**k that he chuckled and explained that...when aroused...it actually read, ‘Wi’ "

It would be more logical but perhaps less amusing

Another one who appears tickled by West Indian genitalia. Well I suppose at your age and size, anything goes!

Lolz