... Oh ... and afore ye smirk, a microwaved rowie clarted wi French/German mustard, Belgian Chocolate, Brasil nuts etc winna be banned, might even be funny, but will be a poor show and be viewed as a symptom o' oor once famous clubs lack o' ambition .... French toast might be similarly underwhemin
... come on guys .... we might be lookin at makin Borscht, Sweet tomato puddin, Wiener Schnitzel mit Kartoffelsalad, Whale on toast, poodles with noodles .... frozen fish on ice ... live a little
(... Ah bet ye, ower at the Hat, they will be cryin us poofs if we dae this, but fυck them )