UEFA play off draw Monday

[The Bedlington Terrier]

Only trouble is, to travel we will need 12000 loyalty points, a retina scan, definitive proof of five generations of being Burnley fans in the family and at least one must have attended the 1914 Cup Final, passport, home utility bill, airline ticket, blood test results and a contribution of not less than £100.00 to the Prostrate Cancer Relief Fund. I don't think I will bother.

[Supersub6]

Only trouble is, to travel we will need 12000 loyalty points, a retina scan, definitive proof of five generations of being Burnley fans in the family and at least one must have attended the 1914 Cup Final, passport, home utility bill, airline ticket, blood test results and a contribution of not less than £100.00 to the Prostrate Cancer Relief Fund. I don't think I will bother.

This is the UEFA ruling so not a lot you can do about it. I have watched football in 18 different countries over the years and never had any of the nonsense you have to go through nowadays. It is pathetic really that, as someone approaching 72 years old, I am not a fit person to attend a football match without jumping through hoops!

[ClaretinBudapest]

Only trouble is, to travel we will need 12000 loyalty points, a retina scan, definitive proof of five generations of being Burnley fans in the family and at least one must have attended the 1914 Cup Final, passport, home utility bill, airline ticket, blood test results and a contribution of not less than £100.00 to the Prostrate Cancer Relief Fund. I don't think I will bother.

Is that all?

[The Bedlington Terrier]

I'm sure when they really concentrate it will be made even harder!