Liar liar pants on fire.

Lie no 1. I never pretended.
Yes you did. And insisted despite all of us rubbishing it.

Lie no 2. I never showed my dad anything.
Oh yes you did. Because you showed your mum a post on music before.

Lie no 3. I'm not gonna post here anymore. Which changed to I won't return until October.
What a joke!

A silly little boy that's you. Can't post. Can't use proper English. And definitely can't even lie properly.