As the PL is waiting with bated breath for the return of the massive a special one off season dispensation is being given to 3 other tin pot outfits to join them in their elevation to their rightful place .
When they get there they will, of course, become a fixture in the top 4 for years to come.
Away ends are already being rebuilt to accommodate at leat 20,000 more fans, a comprehensive, nationwide road widening project commences shortly, rail companies are re-jigging their timetables to ease the journey, Sheffield station will shortly be re-vamped to include a 2 mile long platform for the football specials, coach companies have already started to order more double decker coaches,pubs around PL grounds are being expanded as we speak, Coca Cola have extended Ruropean production, more cattle are being bred to cope with the unprecedented increase in burger sales and it is forecast there will be a shortage of paper as the demand for programmes ( and loo paper) increases tenfold.
And all because they managed a single goal victory at home to a tin pot southern outfit.