BARNSLEY press conference updates

[Romared]

But tharrworrappy.

Ed tha bin art suppin in Tarn 'til early morning ?

Roma used to evva lock in at the Fitz 'til the early hours until the new cop shop woz built up theear.

Arrwi di , wen king George and tuthas closed , lasses came up t fitz forra game ov shuvhapeny " wat ya evvin to drink luvv owt ya fancy ?" Cud I have a brandy n babycham ? " ya niccus are comin darn " no there not," thaccun ev hafe a bitter then"

[Romared]

Eztha seen state Fitz is in SB ? It'sa sorry site nar , needs Knockindarn , it warra reyt pub innits day, fulla fooark frumpt tin oyl , Duggies bottlin compny ont corner , sum warm buggas werked theer , a wa like Tom Cruise behind bar allt lasses fancied a co ck tail , allus keep thi sparkla tite Owd Tommy used t se,!!

[Jonnyboy501]

Is it beyond our medical staff to either spot injury prone players before we sign them [probably because they're mostly signed on the cheap] or treat players who develop injuries when signed
Our record in these respects doesn't seem good does it ?
Do we get our medical staff on the cheap as well?
If Dr Ostrowski was alive he'd turn in his grave at such goings on

Of course if he were alive he’d have better things to worry about. Like how to get out of the coffin he’s just been turning in.

[EastStandRed]

Winkler Says Reds must not underestimate tomorrow's opponents Plymouth. 'They don't have a win so it makes them very dangerous

On Lindsay being benched, Winkler: 'He doesnt like it but accepts it.' Decision was tactical. Andreas: “Tomorrow is another game, positions are irrelevant really, we need to be at our best because Plymouth have good players and our team are aware of their strengths.”

“We were very happy with Saturday’s performance against a very tough opponent.”

“We have a good side and many players can play so we will see tomorrow night who the gaffer selects.”

“We don’t want to be the first side Plymouth beat. Whoever is selected I’m sure will work hard and give their best to achieve a result.”

“If we win tomorrow, we’d have to be pleased with our start to the season, 10 games in. I think the fans appreciate the way the team are trying to play.”

“I think it will be a lovely occasion tomorrow to return home to Oakwell, still with Steve Croft in our thoughts.”

[perkytyke]

What’s the score with this Woodrow fella? Is he any nearer to being able to play or will he be changing his name to Gridlet by deed poll?

[DOOALI]

Woodrow AKA the invisible man

[EthelRed]

What’s the score with this Woodrow fella? Is he any nearer to being able to play or will he be changing his name to Gridlet by deed poll?

He hasn't missed as many as 'made of glass' Isgrove or Hedges but its not a good start at the club.

[Exiletyke]

What’s the score with this Woodrow fella? Is he any nearer to being able to play or will he be changing his name to Gridlet by deed poll?

He's just two weeks away according to Winkler
so back to my conundrum

There was a child stood on a bridge with his mother both looking down to the river below
The child said to his mother "there's three of us on this bridge Mum"

How's that then?

[EthelRed]

Reflection

[Exiletyke]

No
Read it carefully