Dear me, just listened to the Today programme and the idiotic Royal Correspondent - the aptly named Johnny Diamond - regaled us for about 5 minutes gushing on about Harry and Meg in Australia. Apparently it was "a lovely sunny day" and the Sidney Opera house was still "iconic" and there were huge crowds - actually around 4000 saddoes - and Meg has once again "crashed websites around the world" as idiotic women try desperately to buy copies of her clothes. The sooner an ELE arrives the better.