Quote Originally Posted by pass_and_move View Post
Same to thee mi owd. 1st chrimbo fot new bairn. Tuther ones 10 so she dunt believe in father Christmas ennymooar which teks summat away frumpt day but ni mind, av gorrit all to come ageeun int next few years
Happy christmas to all on Tykesmad. I'll never forget my twelfth christmas. I told my mum and dad I didn't believe in father christmas and wanted money to get what I want.

I came down on christmas morning and my presents weren't in a santa sack like they normally were and there was an envelope on the mantelpiece with my name on it and through the window on the envelope I could make out a £20 note.

My heart sank. I opened up the envelope and to my astonishment it was a fake £20 with Merry Christmas written on it and behind it was a note.

It said Merry Christmas Stephen,

Money is for none believers. You're presents are behind the sofa