It's not just hun giraffes, I hear James Forrest is thinking of joining us.
Neckist b'astard
Don't you understand?
He gets to choose how long his neck is.
I dinna mind giraffes, they seem innofensive enough beasts.
Dinna like h*ns mind.
We lived at the cottage when the grandson was little.
Other kids said "birdie" he said "peacock"
The cottage was on an old estate, still with peacocks running wild.
Digestives were "peacock biscuits"
I have witnessed it first hand! Close to 50 years ago and a small DonUnder was taken to a wildlife park somewhere in central Scotland. Must have been whinging or particularly good as senior Unders' pocket was opened long enough to buy me a cappie. Watching the (*******) giraffes and one leaned over to try and get my cone , wise to that I pulled my hand away and the cnt swung it's head up in a way JJ would be proud of and 2 ironed me about 10 feet through the air with it's melon.
Didn't drop my cappie but have had an understandable dislike of the *******s since.
Of course I don't hold that against your wee boy just warn him not to trust the long eyelashed leggy cnts.
Ah