things that p*ss you off

[DonUnder]

Ever seen giraffes fighting. Looks daft but its f@cking brutal (cant give a youtube link as its banned here)

I cant hate them as my wee mans first word was giraffe.

I have witnessed it first hand! Close to 50 years ago and a small DonUnder was taken to a wildlife park somewhere in central Scotland. Must have been whinging or particularly good as senior Unders' pocket was opened long enough to buy me a cappie. Watching the (*******) giraffes and one leaned over to try and get my cone , wise to that I pulled my hand away and the cnt swung it's head up in a way JJ would be proud of and 2 ironed me about 10 feet through the air with it's melon.

Didn't drop my cappie but have had an understandable dislike of the *******s since.

Of course I don't hold that against your wee boy just warn him not to trust the long eyelashed leggy cnts.

Ah

[Pacman1903]

I have witnessed it first hand! Close to 50 years ago and a small DonUnder was taken to a wildlife park somewhere in central Scotland. Must have been whinging or particularly good as senior Unders' pocket was opened long enough to buy me a cappie. Watching the (*******) giraffes and one leaned over to try and get my cone , wise to that I pulled my hand away and the cnt swung it's head up in a way JJ would be proud of and 2 ironed me about 10 feet through the air with it's melon.

Didn't drop my cappie but have had an understandable dislike of the *******s since.

Of course I don't hold that against your wee boy just warn him not to trust the long eyelashed leggy cnts.

Ah

Bloody hell. I bet you don't know anyone else that's been GBH'd by a giraffe. I definitely don't The c@nt

[donsdaft]

I'm not going to be a giraffe after all, coorse b'astards.

Maybe I'll pick something more cuddly like a scorpion.


This transitioning thing's not all it's cracked up to be.