It's not too difficult...
1) Get the ZX Spectrum and put in a list of all the available forwards that are free agents
2) Filter out the crocked ones -although we don't usually bother with that bit
3) Filter out the ones who have hardly played in the previous two seasons (Hi , Dexter!)
4) Filter out the ones with contract/visa/permit problems
5) Filter out the ones who hardly ever score (we don't usually bother with that either)
6) Filter out the ones who have played less than 5 games at this level (that's another one that we don't usually bother with)
7) For Warney - filter out any that may "be evil bad lad" (anagram of David Badiell)
Job done... but we've wasted so much time , there's probably nobody left!



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