HUSBAND TO WIFE "You remind me of the sea.
WIFE TO HUSBAND "You mean that I'm wild and restless?
HUSBAND TO WIFE "No, you make me sick"
We spend our lives like hamsters on a wheel: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again unforgivably woken by a clock, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us to retire with? A fhooking clock.
HUSBAND TO WIFE "You remind me of the sea.
WIFE TO HUSBAND "You mean that I'm wild and restless?
HUSBAND TO WIFE "No, you make me sick"
One sentence you should never say in a crowded gay bar when trying to make it to the bar, "Can I push your stool in" ?
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yesterday, I bought a whirlpool for my bath....then last night, I lost 3 of my best ships
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.
A woman walks past a pet shop with a sign reading 'For sale, clitoris licking frog'.
Curiosity gets the better of her and she walks back and enters the store, the shopkeeper say's 'Bonjour Madame'.
I was walking in the precinct on my way to Burnley market.
There was a man begging on the floor. At his side he had a notice saying, "Please help me. I am a veteran of the Falklands war and I am now penniless"
I thought of what service he had given and felt sad at his plight so I put a couple of quid in his box.
He said, "Gracias"
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You, do you know the Law....?
What law ?
The Law of EL...that Head of many Pantheons.
...and represented by who ?
by ELders - or the ELite
and who gave them this Power ?
Well....they were ELected - in ELections
So, is it they who have control ?
Well...they allow the flow, the ELectricity
and from where does it flow ?
From the Banks of the river - then onto the current and into the sea - but thats another story.
I bought a whole salmon from Tescos the other day - it was huge.
When I got it home, there were no insides or bones Gutted!