Talking of ‘making the DABs cry’, Shedkarse seems to be particularly upset next door.

So upset, he’s had to read loads and loads of match reports online, pick the important bits, and produce an analysis on DAB Mad to make it look like he was at Falkirk today. Shedkarse wasn’t at the match, never in a million years.

An absolute phucking roaster of the highest order.