Frank, let’s just get this straight. This competition is about scoring points. If you enter then it’s likely that you’ll score more than if you don’t. I’m kind enough to award minimal points to those that forget or can’t enter for a week or two, or right now Alf would be well above you, pointing and laughing at your sorry predicament. It’s not about what could have been, it’s about the taking part. Just live with it.

The Fat controller.