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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackjarvis View Post
    Travelled a fair bit up and down over Hadrians wall and further afield watching a certain English club for well over 30 odd years now...
    I'm amazed on a thread devoted to Guff football being pish that this comment has been allowed to pass without closer scrutiny. Standards have slipped.

    My hunch is as follows:-

    Misguided devotion to Fergie leads JJ to spend some of that (not-so) hard earned O&G wages on travelling down to Manchester with his chums/mates/fellow bores from the 19th hole to watch the 'Red Devils' at 'The Theatre of Dreams', spending more than a few penfolds in city centre wine bars and on all associated japes that ensue.

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    That sounds uncannily accurate.

    You must know him personally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
    That sounds uncannily accurate.

    You must know him personally.
    Not at all. But I know a gloryhunter when I spot one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StandfreeFM View Post
    I'm amazed on a thread devoted to Guff football being pish that this comment has been allowed to pass without closer scrutiny. Standards have slipped.

    My hunch is as follows:-

    Misguided devotion to Fergie leads JJ to spend some of that (not-so) hard earned O&G wages on travelling down to Manchester with his chums/mates/fellow bores from the 19th hole to watch the 'Red Devils' at 'The Theatre of Dreams', spending more than a few penfolds in city centre wine bars and on all associated japes that ensue.
    I’m thinking roughly the same thing, except with Tottenham. ‘Stevie Archibald, mind him like? Do you? Do you? Had a beard, was on top of the pops with Chas n Dave. He played for us as well...’

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mason89 View Post
    I’m thinking roughly the same thing, except with Tottenham. ‘Stevie Archibald, mind him like? Do you? Do you? Had a beard, was on top of the pops with Chas n Dave. He played for us as well...’
    I think you are close, but Spurs have only recently came back into prominence, too long on the outside for a NE Gloryhunter to stay on the champions League sidelines.

    I think it's Arsenal. London club so easier to get the plane down with Crawford, Toby et al. No real dons link but if you're going to be a gloryhunting guffball enthusiast, that doesn't have to always be the case. You can always lie and say it's because they play the most attractive football is why you travel such ludicrous distances to follow a football team you have no link to.

    Your carbon footprint must be shameful min

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    Quote Originally Posted by StandfreeFM View Post
    I think you are close, but Spurs have only recently came back into prominence, too long on the outside for a NE Gloryhunter to stay on the champions League sidelines.

    I think it's Arsenal. London club so easier to get the plane down with Crawford, Toby et al. No real dons link but if you're going to be a gloryhunting guffball enthusiast, that doesn't have to always be the case. You can always lie and say it's because they play the most attractive football is why you travel such ludicrous distances to follow a football team you have no link to.

    Your carbon footprint must be shameful min


    Knew it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StandfreeFM View Post
    I'm amazed on a thread devoted to Guff football being pish that this comment has been allowed to pass without closer scrutiny. Standards have slipped.

    My hunch is as follows:-

    Misguided devotion to Fergie leads JJ to spend some of that (not-so) hard earned O&G wages on travelling down to Manchester with his chums/mates/fellow bores from the 19th hole to watch the 'Red Devils' at 'The Theatre of Dreams', spending more than a few penfolds in city centre wine bars and on all associated japes that ensue.
    Miles off the mark, only time I’ve been at Old Trafford was Martin Buchan’s testimonial.......was an interesting evening......anyway, I have watched manure on many occasions with mates though in finals etc.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackjarvis View Post
    Miles off the mark, only time I’ve been at Old Trafford was Martin Buchan’s testimonial.......was an interesting evening......anyway, I have watched manure on many occasions with mates though in finals etc.

    Accrington Stanley?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pacman1903 View Post
    Accrington Stanley?
    Doubt it. Champions League games are this man's bread and butter. I suppose that we should be grateful that he has deigned to impart some of that hard earned football knowledge gleaned from the high echelons of football on us serfs.

    Personally I'd rather stab myself in eye with a dart than go to that bloated b0llocks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StandfreeFM View Post
    Doubt it. Champions League games are this man's bread and butter. I suppose that we should be grateful that he has deigned to impart some of that hard earned football knowledge gleaned from the high echelons of football on us serfs.

    Personally I'd rather stab myself in eye with a dart than go to that bloated b0llocks.
    My bread and butter, aye ok then, that is why I spend most weekends at the side of a pitch in Aberdeenshire in División 1 East! when time allows like the semi final, I’ll spend time at Hampden and again when time allows, I travel to watch a team in England/overseas.......mind you, I have watched them in Scotland as well versus the once michty and in a CL qualifier.

    SF

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