things that p*ss you off

[its_a_goal]

People who speak using constant management jargon thinking it makes them sound more important

"touch base". "conscious of the time", "moving the goalposts", "ping me" and the f@cking rest.

Tossers

I saw a memo on this and it said, in a message, unless you are one of the Four Tops, do not include the words Reach Out” in any correspondence.