o/t sarcastic, humorous, rude,

[frogmiller]

Do you have any killer one-liners that you have used while ranting on the phone, to media gas/water/leccy, providers or better still RMBC?

My mate begins all his conversations by telling them THEY are being recorded., rather than the company doing the recording.He really does record the conversation as well.

I'm not the house owner.

[frogmiller]

Pick the phone up and wait 10 seconds before putting it down again.

[Pocket rocket]

When they ring and ask how are you today ?
My response yes very good I’ve just been giving a client some legal advice.
That normally shortens the call 😊

[the_idiotb_stardson]

When they ring and ask how are you today ?
My response yes very good I’ve just been giving a client some legal advice.
That normally shortens the call 😊

Like it pocket. Permission to use that one please?

[sawmiller]

Who's speaking please? Did you know them? In what capacity?.....excuse me a moment........please leave the body bag just over there...thank you - now, could I have your name and contact details please.....

[millertop]

I'm not the house owner.

I’ve used that one, seems to work