Talking of "gender neutral" - I had the pleasure of taking both my grandkids to a Park with the Mrs. I had the misfortune to be sat adjacent two couples of modern parents "yuppies" ? but talking all things global warming - strange methods of education and that one couple were deciding upon a gender neutral name for their expectant new baby.

My wife and I shared shifts watching our kids and at times shared duties as it was a busy water park and the sun brought everyone out.

The punchline was my wife rescued their little one from under a water wheel as she was trapped under it and older kids were still spinning it. My wife took charge and held the little to high for all to see and shouted: "Who's is this child".....the yuppies were rabbiting that much about their gender neutral name they didn't have a firkin clue where their kid was.

There were two pairs of eyes for 100% of that trip on our kids - as it should be...!

That babs could have easily been nabbed in that busy situation. Stuff gender neutrality....look after your kids. Priorities!