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The biggest problem is that the goalies aren't tall enough.
I don’t watch men’s international football, so there’s f**k all chance of me watching women play international football.
Oh aye... F**K THE SFA, MASONIC CHEATING C***S
Women's football has come on leaps and bounds in the last few decades but unfortunately it's not enough for some folk to just let it be what it is on its own merits. If the BBC website is anything to go by, the BBC is infested with yawnsome, bourgeois, privately educated feminist types who think that the only reason men's sports are more popular than women's sports is "patriarchy" or some other such facile guff.
I hate being assailed from all sides by kiltie patriots pishing their pants, or allowing the stream to run down their legs as they are tough fearless warriors for whom pants are an English aberration and a sign of latent gender-bending (you're wearing a skirt, for ****'s sake), just because there are people representing "Scotland".
It's like when everyone seems to become an expert on curling and there are demands to do one's patriotic duty and back "ourbrave lassies" even the one that looks like Colin Hendry; or swimming, where someone goes for a dook with a saltire sewn on to their dookers and there are calls to watch and support someone flailing aboot in 660,253.09 gallons* of chlorinated water in which they've all probably had a sly pish.
I'm not a fan, in case you wondered.
* I checked that