Peter Crouch retires.

[Karl998yr]

His goal scoring record for England was astonishing. 22 goals in 42 matches or something similar.
Enjoy retirement and poking Abbey during the day! Lucky man

[Pattylallacks2]

His goal scoring record for England was astonishing. 22 goals in 42 matches or something similar.
Enjoy retirement and poking Abbey during the day! Lucky man

I bet he has to crouch when he does that

[Scum-Triumphant]

I doubt he’ll be short of media work. Genuinely nice bloke with a good sense of humour.

And get rid of ****s like Robbie Savage. Stole a career as a footballer, won nothing decent, looks a knobhead, criticises players on telly now that are far better than he ever was.

[Grist_To_The_Mill]

I doubt he’ll be short of media work. Genuinely nice bloke with a good sense of humour.

And get rid of ****s like Robbie Savage. Stole a career as a footballer, won nothing decent, looks a knobhead, criticises players on telly now that are far better than he ever was.

He might do nothing and become a crouch potato

[frogmiller]

He might do nothing and become a crouch potato

And what? Watch M*A*S*H and Chips all day