O/T School Lessons

[WBA1955]

You've clearly met the absolute w@nker and triple boring condescending tw@t that is my brother in law Des', poor you .

The most boring bloke i ever saw Danny used to go in the Brook Inn, Woodsetton in the 1970's. He would stand at the bar and all he talked about was lorries. No matter how you tried to change the subject it would come back to lorries.
He spoke in a boring monosyllable voice that never changed tempo either. God he was boring.

Another was a bloke i worked with who was getting on a bit who was a train enthusiast. He would spend his weekends cutting the grass down the SVR.
All he talked about was steam locos, the height of each class, the length weight and power. His idea of a good night was inviting people to his house for tea and cakes and showing them slides of steam locos he had taken for three hours.
He asked me and the wife around once but fortunately we had appointments at the dentist.

[Albionic68]

......most boring bloke i ever saw.... spoke in a boring monosyllable voice that never changed tempo either. God he was boring.....

You're on a roll today Des', sounds like you've met my old biology teacher from college too you lucky thing. Nice enough chap but his voice droned on in a deep base monotone that would have woken the dead just long enough for them to be grateful they were in fact already dead. It still reverberates inside my head and the last time I heard it was over thirty years ago. Christ his lessons seemed to last forever .