Quote Originally Posted by mickd1961 View Post
......I find that people who “tinker” with cars are also ultra boring t w a t s. There’s a special place in hell for blokes who love DIY..........
You've just described my other brother in law Mick and strangely enough he's got more than a passing interest in Pythagoras too. Don't get me wrong I'm not bad at maths but he'd jizz on the spot if he got an abacus for Christmas, especially if it was broken so he could fix the fkr.

The bloke's a frustrated Bob the Builder. On the rare occasions he lets tradesmen work on his house he spends his time telling them how they could do things better. Surprised he's still got his own teeth to be honest. I'm all for people having hobbies and interests but not everyone wants to listen when they ramble incessantly about them.

One brother in law could talk a glass eye to sleep and the other would explain in great detail how the glass eye could improve it's sleeping patterns. What a fkn family. Long story but I no longer attend family functions........ it's best for all concerned.