Av lived darn sarf longer than I lived int tarn nar, but al niver loois mi accent cos a luv it and a luv fact that it’s difrent to owt else tha ears anyweer an ital niver di art!
I ignoor that prat Wardy as well cos mi mam allas said if tha iver comes across a prat tha better off just givin em a wide berth cos idiots dunt ev enuff brain to understand a reight balanced argument!