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Folk from Inverurie are considered teuchters by the denizens of Aberdeen while conversely folk from Inverurie would be considered toonsers by the hood people of Pitcaple.

It's all relative.
Now you’re talking about Huntly, formerly the self-declared “Family Town” since the 7 fingers on each of their 3 webbed feet is proof that they’re all related through inbreeding.

“I’m marrying her, Dad. She’s a virgin who’s been saving herself for our wedding night”.
“Are you ****. If she’s nae good enough for her father and brithers, she’s nae good enough for you”.
(Overheard in the Huntly Ex-Servicemen’s Club).