Guess the attendance.

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Clubs always include the full allocation of season tickets holders as part of the figures even if the person doesn't take their seats.

It's ludicrous that they're allowed to call it 'attendance'. it'd be like me saying I've shagged 10 000 lasses but included the lasses I wanted to shag as well.

t's why a few season ago Sunderland were apperently having huge numbers attending but when you watched on tv it was a sea of pink seats.

Aye, I remember a couple of occasions when Gary Bennett laughed out loud when their 'attendance' was announced.