Nar then,
Wunna mi lads mates ez gorrim a seeat in a corporate box belonging to a place he works so have teld 'im the golden rule abart "Eyt all, Sup all, Pay nowt" and teld him to gerrin theear so am not gooin this time. None a corporates want to watch the Barnsley game apparently.
Some people swear by parking at top end of Miry Lane on other side of river to Stadium and walking ovva footbridge but av allus parked on a place called Scott Lane to West of Retail Park, near Wigan Police Station.
Am assuming tha cummin in off M61 and then A58 and A577 into Wigan. On reaching Wigan centre follow A49 / A577 signs to Warrington/ St Helens. Follow A577 sign when the road splits and immediately turn reyt up Scott Lane past Aldis on thi reyt. Drive nearly to top of Scott Lane and park Ten/fif**** mins walk to grarnd either on footpath past Cinema and Frankie and Benny's or past Police Station through Retail Park. Av allus felt "safe" parking theear, especially fo neet games.
Dun't try and be clever and park in Retail Park or near other shops. Security a bit heavy on Setdi match afternooins.
Wiv lost last nine Championship level away games so must be due a point sooin. Al be watching Jeff.