Someone I know came in off night shift and went straight to bed.
At 8am his wife went to work.
At 9am this bloke woke up because he heard someone making noises downstairs.
On going downstairs and opening the living room door there was a young lad with an armful of electrical gear under his arm. Young lad drops the gear and makes for the open window. Unfortunately for him the bloke was quicker, he picked up a baseball bat and gave the young lad a tap on his thigh as he was halfway through the open window.
The moral of this story is....
Don’t bother with a shotgun or shells when...
A cheap baseball bat will do !


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