AFC limericks

[NaeMairNeeps]

Actually ... Ah'm on a roll ... so ... one mair

A lad known as Bebo Maguire,
Was pull'd up for 'pullin his wire'
Said his boss "Ah dinna mind'
"In yer ain space an time"
"But for fυck's sake .... St Nicholas Squeyer???"

[NaeMairNeeps]

An amazin young winger called Bumper
I admit havin a crush on as a youngster
For his run down the wing
and his cross to 'The King'
I embroidered his name on my jumper