AFC limericks

[Aldo1983]

An ugly hun fυcker called Ian
Doon the wing at Pittodrie was fleein
Til he met with a tackle,
and the sound of a crackle
Which came from him doin his knee in

I don't know what you could mean but I like it

[thebeachend]

There was a bearded weegie named Del
Whose style of football was hell
Boot the ball long and high
Into the seagull filled sky
But who could do better, oh well!

[thebeachend]

Our big centre back cried Ash
Said Cobblers I'll give it a bash
He said far div I sign
The boss'll surely behave this time
And nae try and dowp ma lass