Quote Originally Posted by Devanha Red View Post
Did you look at your own supposed limerick yesterday that droned on and on for about 2000 words ��

Glass houses and stones yadda yadda.


I thought it was quite good.
3 verses of limerick that told the story of 2014 league cup win from my perspective
Each verse taking the structure of Limerick, albeit maybe not necessarily upholding the anapestic trimeter requirement.

Anyway, seeing as you loved it so much, here it is again.

2014 Scottish League Cup Final
The crowd wanted to make it quite tribal.
I said to my mate
That display is quite great
He was p!shed and needed the urinal

The game started at rather a pace
Tackles flying in all over the place
Hayes went off after two
My mate's still in the loo
He had splash backed all over his face

19 years, 120 minutes and now ***ing pens
The players lined up, a team full of mens
Robson, Low, Vernon and Rooney stepped up
All scored to win us the cup
Tears streaming oot o my mates p!sh stained contact lens