I think we will go all out attack in a 4-2-3-1 formation with the team looking like a kid has squeezed their choice players into the formation. We might scrape a scoring draw if we get a penalty.
In / Oot - The usual as I'm almost as predictable as our hoofball fkn tactics ffs
Furry boots - Ma living room
Pre - nae much still too fekin het
Post - the usual wine or two with Mrs Sheep
Prediction - 1-0 Livi coz we really are that sh1te
I think we will go all out attack in a 4-2-3-1 formation with the team looking like a kid has squeezed their choice players into the formation. We might scrape a scoring draw if we get a penalty.
No. F*cking. Chance.
Hoof fest.
Sh1te pitch.
Two sh1te teams.
F**k that.
Ohhhhh Derek McInnes....
This will be my first trip to Livi. Any advice on where to park gratefully received
Not sure why I'm going as it will be a 0-0 borefest
I was looking in to that yesterday and seems to be 2 really decent sized car parks on 2 sides of the ground. 1 looks like the official club car park and the other looks more like a huge cooncil one. I ordered a ticket and thought about going across in the campervan but then I remembered it's the big sale at the mart on Saturday and my old van will be in.
Oot. I'd rather go to an Osmond's concert.
Correct.
We make defending seem like herding cats.
For such a pragmatic (he said diplomatically) manager, we have a p1ss poor clean sheet record.
Add in that we won’t have a midfield, and there’s no way we’re keeping a clean sheet.
The next three games, (all away) to Livi, Hearts in Cup & the scum at the b@stard garden, could easily be three defeats.
As bad as Hearts are, our record there is woeful & McInnes will probably sh1te his knickers.
Even the pro-McInnes folk might start to turn on him if we don’t win any of those three games.