I just had the grave misfortune of trying to find this on The Sun's website. Eventually did and concur with the others that dragging this up after 30 years is nothing more than a money grab exercise both on the part of the storyteller and the paper. However, when compared to the other stories on their website (Woman realises why her feet hurt after wearing shoes on the wrong feet all night, Men coping with the stress of having big willies....) at least it's a fairly well written piece.