In a unanimous ruling , 11 top judges said Parliament is free to return to sit at Westminster because the Prime Minister’s advice to the Queen was invalid. Went short of saying he lied to Qweenie, but we all know he did.

“Parliament has not been prorogued,” said Lady Hale, president of the Supreme Court, who has suddenly become my newly appointed Grandma. Boris however, in a media brief from New York still intends on cracking on, but how with a minus "majority" of 43?