Dicks

[hopelesslyoptimistic]

Oh my sides do ache, hilarious (if a tad predictable)

And your equally predictable homile regarding "Not tackling the man, tackle the ball"? Yeah, right.

Hopelessly optimistic....nah, Hopelessly hypocritical more like, but keep on throwing insults if that's what floats your boat.

Your ability to prove the point of the person you are attacking time after time is remarkable.

Upon reflection you are more like Dennis than Jacob as like young Den I am sure you could start a fight in a telephone box with yourself